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I should probably pull a super soaker out of the closet or something and go do something evil, to make up for all my good deeds throughout the rest of the year. Takes dedication to stay Lawful Neutral, I'd say!

Ahh, maybe I'll just stay in and play video games. OR...!

For all the servers, including the ones in other countries? You'd need like two of him, probably.

PSO is really only lasting fun if you have friends that wanna play PSO, too. It's like that Final Fantasy game for the Gamecube that is supposed to rock into alternate dimensions with its coolness, something I'd be a fool to pass up! Now, if you wanna, go ahead and buy a PS2 for .hack. From there, g...

Well, I guess "in a wheelchair" is pretty accurate, but wouldn't "a talking wheelchair" be a lot funnier? you know, like in that one craaaaazy cartoon. At this, I pretty much imagine a wheelchair, voiced by Bubs, zooming through some random area (with big ol' off-road tires, perh...

Assembly? For the love of god, I had to plant the tree, and the bear... he's right, you don't wanna know the details. "Miracle of life" nothin'!

Hmm... well, I am pretty far from immortal, and nameless, and according to all the Planescape stuff I've read, being Mazed would be a horrible way to go...

I'd say, the game drops you in the middle of dungeons and fields, and there you sit, screeching out your names until some hapless fool picks you up.

I'm the king, the king of imagination.

The forum is a lie, a mass hallucination, or maybe it's not. Whoops!

So wait, if I worship a Rhyste doll, I'll be sent to a large maze where I can find a journal used by one of my previous selves? Sweet!

The problem was that the Flying Action Balmung also came with a tree and a bear. And everyone knows that even something that sorta resembles Balmung has a magnetic attraction to trees.

Well, now it sounds a bit like Let's Break The Fourth Wall Densetsu, but then again, what doesn't?

Well jeez, it's only ten dollars. Any human who hasn't played it has no excuse!

To Camelot!

I imagine that Tickle Me Elko's gonna stick around for generations and generations to come, thanks to that.

Fair enough. Now let's go fight evil.

What, some sort of part two in a wacky Rolling Down A Hill Densetsu?