.hack couples! XDXDXD

[Kite and the Twilight]

Tsusaka and subaru

[Rue Waltz]

Um. Lesse.

One of them looks like, what, fifty years old, and the other is fourteen.

Isn't that against the law or something?

Oh well. XD

Well, in keeping with Sanjuro's love of samurai films, I suppose you could have a twisted version of "Lone Wolf & Cub" with him and Kite.

As for couples:

Tsukasa & Subaru - I don't care what gender Tsukasa is. Those two BELONG together! End of story!

If Crim ever got off his high horse about online relationships, I'd say BT would be his best bet.

A-20 & Sora - Those two are probably the closest in age IRL, plus, they're both Twin Blades. Only problem I see there is Sora viciously murdering A-20 on their first date.

Natsume & Moonstone - Well, they both have this obsession with getting stronger. And who says a bookworm and a exercising freak can't get along.

[Xebexz]

Omg. Lemme try and find it again. I laughed so hard. xD

Oki, here: http://www.digital-slum.tk/ Go to characters -> Balmung -> very bottom, and prepare to laugh at their laughable "information" too.

http://www31.brinkster.com/digitalslum01/balmung-rl.jpg

More direct, and what an unusual picture, where'd they get the idea that's what he looked like? LOL

Isn't he like..dorky? x.x;;

[YashaOokami]

Well thats what Rena and Mirelle believe Balmung to be,they think of him as a nerd or something :/

[CRtwenty]

Yea, he kind of reminds me of some of the Trekkies I've met before...

Trekkie: "YOU HAVE NO HONOR!"
Me: "Ok... now give me my fricken burger"
Trekkie: "Would you like fries with that?"

... well not really, but it doesn't appear like he does anything else except play The World, and date really scary women. (Kamui and Balmung must both have been pretty desperate to date each other )

[datadrained]

I have to agree with Wavemaster Minka if Tsukasa was a boy it would be Tsukasa and Mimiru also think it would be Kite and BlackRose.

[Wavemaster Minka]

I have to agree with Wavemaster Minka if Tsukasa was a boy it would be Tsukasa and Mimiru also think it would be Kite and BlackRose.

Yee! XD What a SMART PERSON you are!!

[Cobweb]

Let us be more creative with our obsessive matchmaking! It's too dull for the male lead and female lead to hitch up at the end. Mimiru should become a nun and lead an austere life, never telling the other Sisters about her best friends Tsukasa and Mimiru, the lesbian couple. Isn't that more interesting?

[Duskino]

Hmm... How about couplings that would never work out/are scary to think about? XD

Something like Balmung x Orca would kind of give me really odd thoughts >___>

[Xebexz]

Helba fell in love with ginkan and chased him 'round the world till she -ceonsored- him and they had Aura who bitched at the cat who hunted down sora and molested him, and then sora got his body strepped on a pole thingy ('ya know what I mean) and came to sexually harass everyone else I left out, while morganna watched and ate popcorn. ^_^

One big joke, sorry that was entirely random, but that would be one bad couple/soap opera. XD

[thedudewhosadude]

. . . are you trying to replay an episode of undressed?

[Rhyste]

Well thats what Rena and Mirelle believe Balmung to be,they think of him as a nerd or something :/

Rena: OMG THIS IS 92353890590823890TH PUMPKIN WE PICK UP. THIS GUY SUXX.
Mireille: OMG YES.
Shugo. ToT;;

*get treasure chest*
Rena and Mireille: ... T_T;; Schoolgirl and Maid outfit?! PERWFKSFL;SDLFLD PERVERT
Shugo: OMG. <3 BALMUNG ;_;!

[thedudewhosadude]

...it was a heart shaped beet...(quotes manga)

"...And remember, a beet is neat, but a gourd is adored!"

[CRtwenty]

I wouldn't mind seeing Mireille in a maid uniform...

Hmmm, how about BlackRose and Elk?

BlackRose: Yo! Go get me a drink slave!
Elk: Yes Ma'am ~sweatdrop~

[Elk]

c.c;; Poor Elky.... She'd probably beat him to death with her sword..