An average .hack//Dusk episode

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An average .hack//Dusk episode

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This is most likely gunna get deleted, but oh well.

Opening song
You see Shugo or/and Rena log onto the world.
Shugo and Rena meet up, and Shugo looks at his sister's boobs.
A character appears, and Shugo and Rena help them.
Balmung and Sanjuro talk all deep for a while.
The team meet up and go to a dungeon.
This dialogue goes for the next 15 minutes:
Rena: Oni-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Oni-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Oni-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Oni-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Oni-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Oni-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Oni-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Oni-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Oni-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Oni-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Oni-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Oni-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Oni-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Shugo Data Drains the infected monster.
Rena: Oni-chan! I Love you!
Shugo: Rena! (god I my sister's hot...)
The credits roll.
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Post by Elk »

You forgot...
Mirielle: RARE ITEM! RARE ITEM!
Balmung: T_T;;
Mirielle: BAKUDOM! *stuff explodes*
Sanjuuuro: Hmm... *stands there*
Balmung: T_T;;
(& just to rub it in)
Shugo: REEEEEEEEEEEEENA!!!!
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Post by Ohseki Ayu »

That's "onii-chan", not "oni-chan"--the length of the vowel can and will change the meaning of the word. ("Oni", for example, means "ogre".)

And that is friggin' HILARIOUS because it's so goddamn TRUE.

By the way, Tsukasa's not going to lock this post because he thinks it's hilarious, too. ^^
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Post by Tsukasa »

I won't delete it. :D

I'll have to say one thing, Spike... You (and Rhyste and Xebexz) have managed to make me laugh harder tonight than I have in a long time. :D

This is -certainly- an amusing post, and... a horribly/sadly accurate view of the UdeDen anime. *dies laughing*
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Post by YashaOokami »

Rofl! That it is!
It's so true,its very sad and funny at the same time XD
Cant forget Ouka and wanting to take on a challenge :/
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Post by Xebexz »

Tsukasa wrote:I won't delete it. :D

I'll have to say one thing, Spike... You (and Rhyste and Xebexz) have managed to make me laugh harder tonight than I have in a long time. :D

This is -certainly- an amusing post, and... a horribly/sadly accurate view of the UdeDen anime. *dies laughing*
Oh god, it's just to easy to laugh at UdeDen and whats even more fun is parodies of .hack.

I really enjoyed that little lets-make-fun-of-adult-swims-little-commercial in .hack form. XD

We are still, of course the 1337ness. bwhaha! *evil grin*
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Post by CRtwenty »

How could you leave out Puchiguso-san?

Puchiguso: BUHI! ~looks cute~
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Post by Rhyste »

Wow I think we've all mastered the ways of the .hack//UdeDen episodes; if we all wrote fanfics using that formula, they'd seem like real episodes.
and god said unto cain, "wow you're pretty stupid."
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Post by Xebexz »

God would I love to write nice little FanFic of UdeDen.

I'd need somehow to get Elk in there smoking is aromatic grass. XD
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Post by Rhyste »

I'd like to rewrite UdeDen and have everyone except Balmung explode at the end. :/
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Post by Duskino »

Xebexz wrote: I'd need somehow to get Elk in there smoking is aromatic grass. XD
T_T I'll kill you first.
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Post by Rhyste »

Duskino wrote:
Xebexz wrote: I'd need somehow to get Elk in there smoking is aromatic grass. XD
T_T I'll kill you first.
JESUS. FINARRROUUU BATTORRUUU!?
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Post by Elk »

Xebexz wrote: I'd need somehow to get Elk in there smoking is aromatic grass. XD
T_T; blah.. he's not in Ueden.. You shut up.. Aromatic grass being weed has gotten so old.
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Post by Rhyste »

It's overtoned BDSM Balmung x Reki. :3
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Post by Elk »

No one has added anything about komiyan the 3rd... making me sad! :cry:

Komiyan III: shiishiishii
Oscar: bwuuuuuuuuhiibwuuhii *bounce bounce*
Komiyan III: Rean~ch~yan....
Shugo: No, you're saying it wrong...
Komiyan III: Ooh?
Shugo: it's "REEEEEEEENA!!!"
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