An average .hack//Dusk episode

Sora · Post by **Sora** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 8:00 pm

...... You all may think it's funny, but think about how the poor person stuck with doing the translation/subtitling feels?

Though admittedly, they could probably fill a page with 'Onii-chan!' 'Rena!!' 'Onii-chan!!' 'RENAA!!' and be about 78% accurate, which again, would be better than Anime Junkies' track record so far.

This is such a pointless thread, but it amuses me too. 9_9; I have to slack off once in a while. It'll probably get locked in a day or so, unless someone can come up with something to actually discuss >_>;

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:05 pm

*attempts to rescue topic*
Well, deffinetly, the writers got lazy; but they seemed to only try to stay on the story plot abit.. but mostly focused on pointless repeativeness...
They also got pretty lazy with character developement, & the only real background info given on anything was the fact that they have the "special" avatars...
...I gave it a shot.. but it was a lame one.. & most people are probably saying "no..duh...

" to themselves.. This was fun at first.. & I guess like the duska nime..it got lame. ._.;; irony?

Rhyste · Post by **Rhyste** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:32 pm

OBVIOUSLY the writers know that action and sex sells, so they made Shugo and Kamiyon have sexual thoughts about Rena and had the entire episdoes full of "action" so that it'd sell and people would "like" it.

And apparently, it "worked" because all these people who hated .hack//sign have been like, "OMG UDEDEN IS SO COOL IT HAS PLOT DEVELOPMENT-" check out these reviews on point-blank: http://forums.point-blank.cc/index.php? ... 9352e40662 and the .hack//SIGN one: http://forums.point-blank.cc/index.php? ... 9352e40662 More specifically, read Red Mumba's. He called Mimiru by BlackRose at first, and I made a post correcting him and calling his liablity off, and he erased my post.

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:36 pm

What is the anime rated anyways? The manga is rated 13+.. although it probably should be 14 or 15+.... Some of the sex jokes, i don't think 13 year olds would get..
The anime was full of just fanservice.. Heck, Shugo was even mesmorized by it...

Spike Spiegal · Post by **Spike Spiegal** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:37 pm

Here, I revised it to make it better

:
Opening song
You see Shugo or/and Rena log onto the world.
Shugo and Rena meet up, and Shugo looks at his sister's boobs.
A character appears, and Shugo and Rena help them.
Balmung and Sanjuro talk all deep for a while.
The team meet up and go to a dungeon.
This dialogue goes for the next 15 minutes:
Rena: Onii-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Onii-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Onii-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Onii-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Onii-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Onii-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Onii-chan!
Puchiguso: BUHI! ~looks cute~
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Onii-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Onii-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Onii-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Onii-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Onii-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Rena: Onii-chan!
Shugo: Rena!
Komiyan III: shiishiishii
Oscar: bwuuuuuuuuhiibwuuhii *bounce bounce*
Komiyan III: Rean~ch~yan....
Shugo: No, you're saying it wrong...
Komiyan III: Ooh?
Shugo: it's "REEEEEEEENA!!!"
Mirielle: RARE ITEM! RARE ITEM!
Balmung: T_T;;
Mirielle: BAKUDOM! *stuff explodes*
Sanjuuuro: Hmm... *stands there*
Balmung: T_T;;
Shugo: REEEEEEEEEEEEENA!!!!
Shugo Data Drains the infected monster.
Rena: Oni-chan! I Love you!
Shugo: Rena! (god, my sister's hot...)
The credits roll.

Oh and thanks everyone for liking it, I actually thought it would locked. But, oh well...

Rhyste: "kthxbye!"

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:39 pm

XD yay!! I feel special with you adding all my ideas in... Now it's twice the funny...

Duskino · Post by **Duskino** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:40 pm

Mmmm yep, that pretty much sums it all up XD

Spike Spiegal · Post by **Spike Spiegal** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:45 pm

Elk_capsule_figure wrote:XD yay!! I feel special with you adding all my ideas in... Now it's twice the funny...

Well, your guys' ideas were twice as funny as mine, I just had to add them! ^_^

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:47 pm

Oh! No one mentioned the pointless meetings at Mirielle's hideout, where they just sort of sit there & just talk about Rean being missing.. or just sit there staring off in directions.. but I guess that's kind of hard to fit it in there..

Rhyste · Post by **Rhyste** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:52 pm

Rofl. Those meetings have meaning in the manga. ;( "Omg a Map! Let's go to Mireille's place and look at it!"

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:56 pm

But in the anime it's just...
Shugo:....
Mirielle: Rare item! *plays with all the stuff she ahs*
Ouka: *stares at a wall*
Balmung: T_T;
Sanjuuro: ...hmm. *stands there*
Shugo: Rena!!! I miss Rena! I need Rena!! RENA RENA RENA!

Cobweb · Post by **Cobweb** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:58 pm

Shugo is perhaps a tad bit obsessed with her. Who needs the bracelet? Let the power of incest conquer all! (That really seems to be the moral in UdeDen ...)

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Sun Sep 07, 2003 11:00 pm

Cobweb wrote:Let the power of incest conquer all! (That really seems to be the moral in UdeDen ...)

In the manga they argue alot.. it's much more amsuing & less incest-ish..

Xebexz · Post by **Xebexz** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 12:00 am

*valley girl accent*

LIke OMG! A rare item! LIke OMg! Like..LIke *dies*

Rena!!!!!!!!!!!

*back alive*

No, it's REEEENNNNA, not Rena. -_-

Ohh!

Like! OMG!!

I am 1337 ^_^

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Mon Sep 08, 2003 12:01 am

XD that was confusing.. or were you trying to do a "Dusk for preps by preps" sort of thing?