Blenders!

Rhyste · Post by **Rhyste** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:19 pm

Rofl: What about Kill Bill? =P .hack//Smite Kite

BlackRose, under the alias of, The Rose, goes and seeks revenge on the Full Metal Assassination Squad! Lead by the weird freaky Samu-Ninja-rai, Kite, The Rose will smite Kite! But first she must kill the other members of the Full Metal Assassination Squad: Rachel, Ryoko, Piros, and Gardenia!

..... featuring Rhyste as a german Go Go Yubari: "die Bingo! Ja?"

FireDraconian · Post by **FireDraconian** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 11:28 pm

Beh. More likely that Lios would do that.

He seems more the assassination type.

Rhyste · Post by **Rhyste** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 12:27 am

"Smite Kite" rhymes.
"Kill Bill" rhymes.
What word that means "OMG K33L" rhymes like Lios? :p

And plus, why would BlackRose have a baby with him? ;D

CRtwenty · Post by **CRtwenty** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 5:28 am

A .hack and EVA cross... with BlackRose as Asuka, Gardenia as Rei, Balmung as Gendo, Elk as Shinji, and Mia as Kaoru...

Wavemaster Minka · Post by **Wavemaster Minka** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 6:33 am

I would blend it with Final Fantasy Tactics, just because I love both MUCHLY. But then .hack would be about the EVIL HIGH PRIEST'S PLOT TO TAKE OVER 'THE WORLD' O_o And Kite would be branded a heretic O_O;;

.hack + Free Willy...

Kite: COME ON ORCA! YOU CAN DO IT!
Orca: ~leaps over the bridge in Mac Anu~
Kite: GO ORCA GO!

LMAO. XDXDXD

Rhyste · Post by **Rhyste** » Sun Oct 26, 2003 6:41 am

CRtwenty wrote:A .hack and EVA cross... with BlackRose as Asuka, Gardenia as Rei, Balmung as Gendo, Elk as Shinji, and Mia as Kaoru...

Have Tsukasa as Shinji and Subaru as Kaworu. ;D

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 2:00 am

I'm not just saying this because I finally saw Matrix Reloaded last night... but I'm suprised no one has suggested .hack//MATRIX (I think there's even a fanfic in the fan works section.)

Tsunami the Silver Dragon · Mon Oct 27, 2003 2:16 am

I don't know but maybe...Inuyasha+Dothack?

I just can't figure out who Mia would be.

thedudewhosadude · Post by **thedudewhosadude** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:44 am

Elk_capsule_figure wrote:I'm not just saying this because I finally saw Matrix Reloaded last night... but I'm suprised no one has suggested .hack//MATRIX (I think there's even a fanfic in the fan works section.)

lord not again! quite a while ago, Guyientorn (sp) and I had a looooong 6 or 7 page topic on Matrix symbolism. But matrix and .hack don't seem to mix all that well aside from the whole real world\/fake world thing.

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:49 am

thedudewhosadude wrote:
Elk_capsule_figure wrote:I'm not just saying this because I finally saw Matrix Reloaded last night... but I'm suprised no one has suggested .hack//MATRIX (I think there's even a fanfic in the fan works section.)
lord not again! quite a while ago, Guyientorn (sp) and I had a looooong 6 or 7 page topic on Matrix symbolism. But matrix and .hack don't seem to mix all that well aside from the whole real world\/fake world thing.

I didn't say I'd like it.. I just said that i'm suprised no one suggested it...

CRtwenty · Post by **CRtwenty** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:55 am

The Matrix?

Kite as Neo
BlackRose as Trinity
Wiseman as Morpheus
Sora as Agent Smith
Helba as the Oracle

BTW I saw the Matrix Reloaded while I was in Spain... "Hola Senor Anderson!"

thedudewhosadude · Post by **thedudewhosadude** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:09 am

hm, the only complaint is about Agent Smith. I'd think that Cubia fits that role, as Sora isn't against Kite.

echelon · Post by **echelon** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 7:00 am

Since you said 'ect', that might as well include books. What if you mixed .hack with a Michal Crichton novel? You might be thinking Jurassic Park or something, but I'm more along the lines of Prey or Timeline.

Imagine 'The World' consummating itself as a network of nanomachines, thus creating a storyline similar to .hack, as the characters are taken over by an AI. And what is really cool is that the distributed intelligence takes over full control as a parasite in THIS world. No modem required.

Although, somehow the idea of the line "Welcome to The World" being mocked by Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) would be rather funny.

Well, that is if you're cosidering the plot of .hack with the characters of Jurassic Park.

Cobalt the Blue Storm · Mon Oct 27, 2003 1:24 pm

CRtwenty wrote:The Matrix?

Kite as Neo
BlackRose as Trinity
Wiseman as Morpheus
Sora as Agent Smith
Helba as the Oracle

BTW I saw the Matrix Reloaded while I was in Spain... "Hola Senor Anderson!"

Change Neo to Crim if you want Sora as Agent Smith. Only because Crim and Sora fight... a lot.

Tsunami the Silver Dragon · Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:20 pm

If you did combine Matrix and .hack then who would Mia and Elk be?

At first I would think Niobe and Ghost but Elk doesn't really seem like him.