Favorite Grunty Foods
- Oh No Melon!
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Mmm... Invisible Egg ::breaks it, cooks it, eats it:: 
Looks like My sig beats yours too

Looks like My sig beats yours too

As one the collective unifies
emanate a faithless shine
forever creation has conceived
birth of destruction spreads its wings
chaotic rebirth a new domain
relive the sight the sound the pain
erotic the taste of agony
adorn the scars in inhumanity
emanate a faithless shine
forever creation has conceived
birth of destruction spreads its wings
chaotic rebirth a new domain
relive the sight the sound the pain
erotic the taste of agony
adorn the scars in inhumanity
- End of a Shadow
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- Invisible Egg!
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- Oh No Melon!
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Well, nice try my follow Grunty Food, however...
When I visited good ole Hyannis on the Cape a few years back, Mr. Gallagher was performing at a venue, so, I attended.
He saw me and smiled a smile which no one can smile again.
Well, except for him ->
In any case, much zaniness ensued in yours truely being chased by the great comedian with his trusty Sledge-O-Matic.
Oh how those people laughed at the antics of what was thought to be an animatronic watermelon. Yes, you're reading correctly, your dear Oh No Melon! was about to be smashed and have his innards flung into the audience!
With some quick thinking, I slowed enough for him to think he caught me, then I rolled out of the way and up onto the hammer he was holding!
Right upto his shoulder I went, then I bit off part of his ear [ a feat that was mimiced by one Mike Tyson a few years later, I might add. ] He dropped that wicked instrument of my kin's destruction and in that second, I jumped from his writhing body and snatched that weapon of his.
The audience was torn asunder, metaphorically speaking anyways, by the turn of events. I ran over to the cage where said comedian kept the rest of my brothers and used that infernal device to set them free!
Of course, The World they landed in was much worse than where they were. As now, even as I speak, many a person is hoarding my kindred and feeding them to large and smelly [ albeit, cute ] creatures.
One day, we shall rise again.
When I visited good ole Hyannis on the Cape a few years back, Mr. Gallagher was performing at a venue, so, I attended.
He saw me and smiled a smile which no one can smile again.
Well, except for him ->

In any case, much zaniness ensued in yours truely being chased by the great comedian with his trusty Sledge-O-Matic.
Oh how those people laughed at the antics of what was thought to be an animatronic watermelon. Yes, you're reading correctly, your dear Oh No Melon! was about to be smashed and have his innards flung into the audience!
With some quick thinking, I slowed enough for him to think he caught me, then I rolled out of the way and up onto the hammer he was holding!
Right upto his shoulder I went, then I bit off part of his ear [ a feat that was mimiced by one Mike Tyson a few years later, I might add. ] He dropped that wicked instrument of my kin's destruction and in that second, I jumped from his writhing body and snatched that weapon of his.
The audience was torn asunder, metaphorically speaking anyways, by the turn of events. I ran over to the cage where said comedian kept the rest of my brothers and used that infernal device to set them free!
Of course, The World they landed in was much worse than where they were. As now, even as I speak, many a person is hoarding my kindred and feeding them to large and smelly [ albeit, cute ] creatures.
One day, we shall rise again.
As one the collective unifies
emanate a faithless shine
forever creation has conceived
birth of destruction spreads its wings
chaotic rebirth a new domain
relive the sight the sound the pain
erotic the taste of agony
adorn the scars in inhumanity
emanate a faithless shine
forever creation has conceived
birth of destruction spreads its wings
chaotic rebirth a new domain
relive the sight the sound the pain
erotic the taste of agony
adorn the scars in inhumanity
- Oh No Melon!
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Shush
It was a joke I was running with!
...very slowly ._.

...very slowly ._.
As one the collective unifies
emanate a faithless shine
forever creation has conceived
birth of destruction spreads its wings
chaotic rebirth a new domain
relive the sight the sound the pain
erotic the taste of agony
adorn the scars in inhumanity
emanate a faithless shine
forever creation has conceived
birth of destruction spreads its wings
chaotic rebirth a new domain
relive the sight the sound the pain
erotic the taste of agony
adorn the scars in inhumanity
- thedudewhosadude
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- Joined: Fri May 02, 2003 8:13 pm
- Oh No Melon!
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My sig is an animated gif, jsyk..
And Duskino, I'm going to take a line from the Dean's Home Furniture commercials...
I doubt it!
And Duskino, I'm going to take a line from the Dean's Home Furniture commercials...
I doubt it!
As one the collective unifies
emanate a faithless shine
forever creation has conceived
birth of destruction spreads its wings
chaotic rebirth a new domain
relive the sight the sound the pain
erotic the taste of agony
adorn the scars in inhumanity
emanate a faithless shine
forever creation has conceived
birth of destruction spreads its wings
chaotic rebirth a new domain
relive the sight the sound the pain
erotic the taste of agony
adorn the scars in inhumanity
.......................................................................................................................................... i like FF8............................................................................... and cheese, and whitney husten...... plus you have to love white cherries, the other, other, other white meat.... *^_^* (ignorwe post as far as seriousness goes)
I am going to live forever or die tryying.
-John Yossarian
-John Yossarian
- Invisible Egg!
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You know, up to THIS point, we were pretty much on topic. At least Whitney Houston isn't a Grunty Food.Kotetsu wrote:.......................................................................................................................................... i like FF8............................................................................... and cheese, and whitney husten...... plus you have to love white cherries, the other, other, other white meat.... *^_^* (ignorwe post as far as seriousness goes)

- Dark Puchiguso
- The Pillsbury Puchiguso
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