The .hack//Dusk Drinking Game

[Bear]

Take one drink when:

Anyone blushes.
Data corruption or static is shown.
Komiyan laughs.
Mireille casts Vak Don.
Mireille says "rare item."
Reki says "Balmung-san."
Rena says "oniichan."

Take two drinks when:

Anything in real life is shown.
Hotaru's puchiguso talks.
Komiyan says anything in mangled French.
Mireille says "rare item getto!"
Ouka transforms.
Shugo loses a tooth.
Shugo uses Data Drain.
The tone suddenly changes from comedy to drama.

Take three drinks when:

A flashback is shown.
Mireille says "Hoshii na, hoshii!"
Ouka flirts with Shugo.
Rena leaves to make dinner.
Rena says "oniichan...daisuki!"
Shugo shouts "Renaaaaa!"
Shugo stares at someone's body.

Chug the bottle when:

Balmung makes a bad pun.
Komiyan mentions socks in any way.
You spot a typo in the subtitles.

Track down and drink everything in the house when:

You're watching a bootleg or a fansub with Ouka mistranslated as "Orca," and Ouka flirts with Shugo.

Note: Players who are thoroughly drunk are encouraged to sing along with the opening and closing songs. Players who are extremely drunk are also encouraged to sing along with the eyecatch music.

(Now, don't get me wrong - I like the series a lot, but it wasn't possible to resist writing this. ^_^ Please drink responsibly. If you're underage, substitute caffeine like I did.)

[Elk]

Now.. that is creative... but.. can you say alcahol poisoning within one episode? @_@;;; *glad he doesn't drink*

[thedudewhosadude]

Hm, try going through the whole series in a day....your liver will never forgive you! Also, i like your sig now bear! It sounds like a beer commercial! "If you drink beer like crazy, many beautiful, D-sized women will come your way! Drink up! *silently and quickly* Please drink responisibly I think I'm going to try the first DVD with caffeine tommorow.

[Zefie]

...I am so going to kill you.

[Xhacker]

Hey, don't talk like that to Bear. If you're gonna say sumthing, say it creatively! Anyway, if you're gonna do this drinking game, you'd better hope the bathroom is near.

[Tsukaru]

Seriously. And if you are drinking caffine, be sure to have advil also.

[Duskino]

Hm, try going through the whole series in a day....your liver will never forgive you!

*bursts out laughing*

Had I liked the taste of beer and if I were old enough, I would so do this XD

Sad thing is, I already hum along to the opening, closing, and eyecatch songs without the beer.

... It's catchy, okay? >_>;;

[mvrckbass]

i like it too, sad thing is just by using this, About 2 cans of caffiene would be used per minute lol

[Xhacker]

With so much caffiene, you can make a redbull commercial look like a joke.

Redbull gives you wings. With caffiene, you get the whole pack (the wings, the motor, the V6 engine, etc.)

[thedudewhosadude]

Andrew finished playing Bear's drinking game! At least for the first episode...and i have some friendly tips for future participants! 1. Know your limit! This may be hard for people underage (such as myself) so i suggest only going for half of the episode. People with 'experience' and tolerace should go the whole episode. 2. Watch out for combos! The most combos i got from the first episode came from Static (+1) Real World (+2) Static (+1=4) and Stare (+3) Blush (+1=4) Anyway, time for totals!

Beverage: Starbucks Mocha Frappuchino (Caffine)
Shot Glass: Witch Hunter Robin glass
Episodes: Only episode 1, for reasons explained later...
Total shots: God only knows how many! I can only imagine what episodes with a full cast are like...
Total amount of beverage consumed: 4 1/2 bottles of Mocha (9.5 oz each), making a total of 42.75 ounces!
Total times vomited: Once, about 17 minutes and 3 bottles in.
Most feared rule: Rena says "Oniichan"
Most feared combo: Comedy-Drama (+2)----->Oniichan (+1)-----> Renaaaaaa! (+3)--------> Data Drain (+2=eight [turned into a smily!])

So all in all, it was fun! I'm not sure I'm going to revisit this when I'm legal to drink, as I might pass out and have things drawn on my face whilst i sleep. I'm going to watch the rest of the DVD to calculate how many shots per ep. Have fun, and as Bear would say, Drink responsibly! (And know your limits! If you feel bloated about half way through, call it a day. Otherwise it will be very hard to move without exploding! Also, make sure you use decaf. It's very hard to type when your hands are shaking so terribly much!)

[Xhacker]

I just tried it with soda. I got bloated. I need alka-selzer. *burps loudly* Oh, that felt better...

[thedudewhosadude]

Episode 2 totals! For the first half, 26 shots! For the second half, 47! That totals 73 shots!

EDIT: Bear corrected me on some of how the rules should be, so I have to edit totals.

[Tsukaru]

*has a terrible headache* Ah man I just watched one episode and drank soda, and I really dont think that I should watch the rest. *rubs head*

[Xhacker]

This game seems to be better played with friends. You know, like a party game.

[Xeno]

This game seems to be better played with friends. You know, like a party game.

yeah, watching anime and getting drunk by yourself is no fun at all...